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Thursday, November 3, 2011
S-A-L-A-H O-R-A-N-G
Nora: Hello...
Atira: Erm, Can i Speak with Mr Razman?
Nora: Erm, I Wife dia. Apsal ek?
Atira: Erm, ni i Atira. Suami puan ada Order Beg ngan i. Stock dah ade.
Ni nak Tanye la, nak i hantar ke atau dia amek kat Kedai?
Nora: Beg ape ek?
Atira: Handbag Wanita.
Nora: Eh, Brape Harge ek? Warne ape? Jename ape?
Atira: Rm500. Coklat, Bonia.
Nora: Kuang ajo punya Jantan. Kate Takde Duit. Patutla Slama ni asyik Tak Berduit.
Rupenye. Binatang. Anak pun dia Tak Bagi Duit. Ade pulak Duit beli handbag ye.
Jahanam betul. Ni sah-sah bagi kat si Janda tu. Ee Sakit Bebeno plak ati aku. Nak aje aku tampo.(Nangis)
Atira: Ek, Erm, Puan. Maafkan saya. Ok Bai...
Note: (Untuk Orang Lelaki) Jangan Letak Handphone Merata. Pastu Jangan Silap bagi No kat Orang.
Dan Pandai Buat, Pandai la Simpan. Nak Hidupkan? Ahaks. ;p
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